Bathroom Wall Signs
Friends don\'t let friends take home ugly men.
Women\'s restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE:
Remember, it\'s not, \"How high are you?\" it\'s \"Hi, how are you?\"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia:
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men\'s room, Linda\'s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina:
A Woman\'s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you\'re going to have trouble with it.
Women\'s restroom, Dick\'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas:
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA:
You\'re too good for him.
Sign over mirror Women\'s room, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA:
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men\'s room, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA:
The best way to a man\'s heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL (a few years ago):
If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can\'t take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
Men\'s room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington:
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina:
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let\'s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand\'s Pizza, Washington, D.C.:
Don\'t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn\'t die.
Men\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL:
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
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واحد مسطول بيسأل واحد مسطول ثاني: اسم دولة أوروبية لو حطيت على أخر حرف فيها نقطة تصير اسم عالم ذرة التاني قاله أنا غلب حماري
الأول قاله: الدولة هي قطر ولما تحط نقطة حتصير قطز التاني قاله هو قطز عالم ذرة؟؟؟؟؟
فرد عليه الأول يعني هي قطر دولة أوروبية؟
مرة واحد متجوز عنده دولاب قافلة 20 سنة والمفتاح معاه هوه بس, مراته هتجنن وفي يوم راح الشغل ونسي المفتاح.
مراته فتحت الدولاب لقت 20 الف جنيه وبيضتين.
لما رجع سالته ايه حكاية البيضتين قالها بصراحه كنت كل ماخونك أحط بيض في الدولاب الست قالت عشرين سنه جواز ومرتين بس مش مهم وسالته طب والعشرين الف جنيه قالها كنت كل ماجمع كرتونه ابيعها.
