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Bill Gate - God

A poor employee had been suffering dreadfully during the building of Gates\' infamous new home. The poor architect had used Linux to undertake the interior and the wrath of Gates had fallen upon him.
This guy was so distressed at the thought of using Windows in a design environment that he just got up one day and took his own life.
He reappears at the gates of heaven where St.Peter is sitting with his clipboard. Nervously he walks up to St.Peter.\'Ah\', St.Peter says, \'you\'re the poor fellow who suffered at the hands of Gates. Don\'t worry, you\'re in heaven now. Everything is allright.
\'Still quivering, the poor architect says: \'At last, that\'s wonderful. But you promise me that Bill Gates won\'t appear here.\'
St.Peter lets out a broad laugh: \'Is the Pope Catholic ? You know what they say about rich men, needles and camels ... anyhow, we use Amigas ...\'
Then, suddenly, beyond the pearly gates a familiar figure appears. The poor architect falls into an apoplectic fit: \'Look, look, you told me he\'d never find a place in heaven, but it\'s him.\'
St.Peter turns around to see the sight. \'Ah, no my son, that\'s God, he just thinks he\'s Bill Gates ...\'


More Computer Virus Humor

Recently, the \"Love Bug\" Virus circled the globe, damaging computers in it\'s path. There have recently been some new mutations or variationsof this virus that you should be aware of.

* The \"I Love You, But I\'m Shy\" virus never actually invades your computer, but collects data about it worshipfully from afar.

* The \"Love The One You\'re With\" virus hangs around your computer, but the whole thing is just temporary until it can find the computer that it really wants to invade.

* The \"Happily Married\" virus invades only one computer and stays with it for life.

* The \"Unhappily Married\" virus spends a long time negotia- ting with a computer, finally invades it, and then strays to other computers from time to time.

* The \"I Want A Divorce\" virus sends repeated, hard-to-read messages that your computer isn\'t working and takes half of your computer\'s best data in an ugly network session.

* The \"Stalker\" virus spends unnatural amounts of time monitoring your computer, collecting data your computer has thrown away and tries to record all of its functions. And it writes rude messages to any other computer with which yours connects on any regular basis.

* The \"Forever Single\" virus causes your computer to focus solely on other computers with which it is totally incompatible or prove generally unavailable.

* The \"Deadbeat\" virus invades your computer, spawns an entirely new database, then refuses to help update it as it grows.

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