نكت وطرائف ونوادر - Funny stories and Jokes

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Multitasking: You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!

Built-in Networking: You can crash several PC`s all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.

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PnP: Plug and Pray (that it works)

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Optimize: It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and cpu so much so that you'll end up upgrading your system. See 'Increased Productivity'.


Old Computer Terms, Part 1

BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in \"Our son\'s computer cost quite a bit.\"

BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.

BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the big mean computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.

CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.

COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.

CURSOR: What you turn into when you can\'t get your computer to perform, as in \"You $#% computer!\"

DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seventeen hours at a clip.

DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.

ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to \"just look.\"

EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.

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